Friday, December 23, 2011

The Long Awaited List

We made a list of memorable occasions/signs of going crazy during the study abroad. Enjoy!

-tracing a hand to make a turkey during class
-sleeping in the ladies lounge for two hours
-not being able to connect english sentences
-reading an article about Iraq peeing oil
-breaking out in dance moves
-Sami's border crossing
-Sami playing poker with a girl from the Israeli army
-dance careers
-doing handstands on edges of cliffs
-guys dreaming about mahajababes/mahajaskanks
-boys watching anime movies daily
-sticking pens up one's nose (ahem James)
-trying to fit the entire recorder in one's mouth (ahem James)
-dissolving into boston accent
-wearing leggings for extended periods of time
-toilets exploding
-checking out our boab's booty. we call him big booty haris
-southern bell and eastern flower (m3 ba3d?)
-five foot tall attacking sass-a-frass
-no shave november
-roasting marshmallows on a gas heater
-choosing between warmth and asphyxiation (warmth won)
-stuck in elevators
-hair tumble weeds
-two students playing in sewer water (it was raining)
-speeding and drifting with arabs
-five liters of pepsi (small boston, big pepsi)
-epic dancing peekers
-fashion show on the bus
-boys talking like girls
-shwarma twice a day
-increased chocolate eating
-ferrel felines following students to school
-ferrel felines singing outside our window
-"I trusted you"
-someone trying to get an audience with the king and breaking all possible social norms (failed)
-race drama
-"thats what she said" got Out. Of. Control.
-skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee
-running out of water in the middle of a shower
-the miracle of the water
-meeting with members of the Muslim brotherhood
-the miracle of the internet
-hitchhiking
-sticking fingers in water tanks because it was leaking
-wearing roommate's last pair of garments without permission
-punching a taxi
-eating falafal everyday
-Arab women falling in love with Andrew
-hellen keller
-Gary drowning in Wadi Mujib
-stalkers
-shoulder touching stories
-Arab men falling in love with Sarah Kate
-wearing ugly clothes, two sizes too big
-pushing two twin beds together and fitting four people
-comparing every price to falafal
-getting get kicked out of a taxi
-throwing humus in the restaurant
-getting flashed by an Iraqi mamma
-getting felt up by an Iraqi mamma (oh yeah, those happened)
-getting locked in kitchen/apartment
-unknown couple kissing in Qasid (STILL unknown)
-pregnant couple count: 2
-crazy shabab hair/pants
-talking teachers out of presentations
-falling asleep on buses
-speed walking to kanafa
-frequenting koshary restaurants
-adventures to Mafruq
-wearing clothes to bed, getting up and going to school in the SAME clothes (guilty)
-increased facial hair (not guilty)
-climbing down the colosseum illegally in Petra
-climbing up cliffs illegally
-mustache count: 8

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